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程式語言跟我們的生活習習相關，舉凡和電子控制有關的裝置，都會靠程式來控制，但對外行人而言用一般方式來說明程式特性可以說是有聽沒懂。 一位名叫BJORN TIPLING的軟體工程師，用武器來比喻每種程式語言，生動地介紹每種語言的特性： C就像是M1加蘭德步槍，老舊但可靠。 C is an M1 Garand standard issue rifle, old but reliable.  C++就像雙節棍，揮舞起來攻擊力強，但修練過程十分痛苦，你常會想要不要改練其他的兵器。 C++ is a set of nunchuks, powerful and impressive when wielded but takes many years of pain to master and often you probably wish you were using something else.  Perl就像燃燒彈，曾經實用過一次，但仍然少數人還在使用。 Perl is a molotov cocktail, it was probably useful once, but few people use it now.  Java就像彈鏈式的M240通用機槍，彈鏈上有時有子彈，有時沒有，沒有子彈時仍持續開火的話，會發生NullPointerException問題，槍身會自爆，把你一起炸死。 Java is a belt fed 240G automatic weapon where sometimes the belt has rounds, sometimes it doesn’t, and when it doesn’t during firing you get an NullPointerException, the gun explodes and you die.  Scala是Java機關槍的變種，教學手冊上是一堆無法理解的方言，令人覺得根本胡言亂語。 Scala is a variant of the 240G Java, except the training manual is written in an incomprehensible dialect which many suspect is just gibberish.  JavaScript是一把沒有劍柄的利劍。 JavaScript is a sword without a hilt.  Go是一把自製的“if err != nil”手槍，每開一槍，就得檢查到底有沒有確實發射出去。 Go is the custom made “if err != nil” starter pistol and after each shot you must check to make sure it actually shot. Also it shoots tabs instead of blanks.  Rust是一把由3D列印機所製造出來的手槍，或許將來有一天會派上用場。 Rust is a 3d printed gun. It may work some day.  Bash是一把受詛咒的鐵鎚，對它而言什麼東西都是釘子，特別是你的拇指。 Bash is a cursed hammer, when wielded everything looks like a nail, especially your thumb.  Python是一把“v2/v3”雙管式的散彈槍，子彈只會從一個管子內發射而出。 Python is the “v2/v3” double barrel shotgun, only one barrel will shoot at a time, and you never end up shooting the recommended one. Also I probably should have used a line tool to draw that.  Ruby是一把鑲滿紅寶石的劍，人們使用它是因為看起來很炫。 Ruby is a ruby encrusted sword, it is usually only used because of how shiny it is.  PHP是一條橡膠水管，將一頭接在汽車的排器管上，另一頭插進車窗內，然後你坐在車內發動引擎。 PHP is a hose, you usually plug one end into a car exhaust, and the other you stick in through a window and then you sit in the car and turn the engine on.  Mathematica是近地軌道的衛星加農砲，可以做出很屌的事情，但不是每個人都有本錢使用它。 Mathematica is a low earth orbit projectile cannon, it could probably do amazing things if only anyone could actually afford one.  C#是一座架在驢背上的雷射槍，如果把它從驢子身上卸下，好像就變得一無是處。 C# is a powerful laser rifle strapped to a donkey, when taken off the donkey the laser doesn’t seem to work as well.  Prolog是一種人工智慧武器，它會遵照你的指令做事，但也會製造出終結者，回到過去殺你老媽。 Prolog is an AI weapon, you tell it what to do, which it does but then it also builds some terminators to go back in time and kill your mom.  Lisp就像一把匕首，有很多樣式，只有危險的狂徒才會使用。 Lisp is a shiv which comes in many forms. Anyone who uses this is probably crazy and dangerous.  看完之後，是不是覺得非常貼切呢？ -雲遊山水為知己、逍遙一生而忘齡-
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